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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Mr. Obama's Positive Affirmation O' the Day


AH!

FRESH AIR,

CLEAR THINKING,








DOOM










AND GLOOM!!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

NoStimulus.com, pleeze

"THE WAY TO CRUSH THE BOURGEOISIE IS TO GRIND THEM BETWEEN THE MILLSTONES OF TAXATION AND INFLATION."

by Nicolai Lenin ( you know, the Russian dude that liked that other dude, little Karly Marx)

GO TO >>>> NoStimulus.com Sign the Petition.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Anti-American Gothic: Pelosi & Harry

JUST FORK YOU...

ON VALENTINE'S DAY

FROM YOUR U.S. SENATE

SHOVE,
NANCY AND HARRY ET AL

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

SCHIP Passage Today

The SCHIP passage, viewed through a crystal ball, appears much like a TROJAN HORSE, and inside will be Federal mandates against neglect, abuse, & poor quality of life (as already exist), thus enabling the GOVERNMENT (anthropomorphize THAT!) to take the "poor children" away from those "awful parents" and place them in a "better" situation, including nice, cozy learning centers preaching things like the NEW WO...

Oops, if I continue, I will already have made real headway on violating my "line item" concept with this first significant entry.

US

More Info & An Invitation

This is an invitation for readers to post a "line item veto" in the comments section. The clever ones will be posted in the body of the blog by me and given some kudos for clever, witty thinking. (I am allowed to do this, since I am a professional in "cognitive-linguistic skills" & communication disorders.)

:-]


Please utilize metaphor, sarcasm, humor, allegory, poetical conventions, etc. Make it a ZEN moment... Does anybody remember ZAP comics? Those were rather ZEN. "Keep on truckin'" & vetoin'.

Happy vetoes!!

US

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Introductory Blog: Information

Gotta get started SOMETIME with this little blog site I began a while ago, so no time like the present.
This site is dedicated to "line item vetoes" -- i.e., one liners that ZAP!! Primarily, politicians and other dummkopfs will be the rich source of "lines" that need ZAPPING; however, other categories will surely arise for the line item vetoes.
Some entries may only be for the sake of inherent humor. If readers indeed have a sense of humor,... (allow me to digress for a moment, as follows: comprehension & use of humor is a high intellectual function due to its abstract nature and inferential nature, relying upon knowledge of facts, history, words, etc. as well as the inherent ability to synthesize all into a real, not a phony, chuckle, guffaw, smile, laugh, chortle, and the like) ...then those readers will find whatever amusement they choose to find in such entries. Example: (off the top of my head)

DOCTOR (to Obama): Say, "AH".
OBAMA (to Doctor): "UH... EH... UH..."

No, it's not quite ONE unified line. It's just off the top of my head, and as such it's TWO unified single lines.
Anyway, that't the general idea, and I have begun entries!!
Thanks.

US